20 TOP LIES TOLD BY TEACHERS
1.You are so lucky to have a teacher like me to teach you.
2.It's my pleasure to help you pass.
3.I always give plenty of time for the deadline.
4.Call me any time.
5.I'm always available.
6.It's the first time I sleep with one of my students.
7.It doesn't matter what I think; write what you believe.
8.When I was in your age things were much more difficult.
9.Think of the exam as a diagnostic tool.
10.I always mark my students fairly.
11.No one helped me to become a teacher.
12.I never cheated on an exam as a student.
13.I never judge my students based on their beliefs.
14.As I student I only studied 30 minutes to pass each exam.
15.The exam questions are easy; your low IQ is to blame.
16.I would give up school if I were half as stupid as you.
17.My other students are cleverer than you.
18.You don't deserve to get a degree.
19.You will never succeed in your career.
20.You are the worst student I have ever had in my course.
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I am happy!!!
16.I would give up school if I were half as stupid as you. 
