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20 top lies told by teachers
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those kinda suck

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Pretty true I'd say

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seems a lil off don't u think?

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lol  that's how all of my teachers were when i was a freshman.  haha

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wow.

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None of my teachers say stuff like that to me. And, hell, I missed at least one day a week of my sophomore year. Still passed everything, though =]

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Quote: from Permious at 1:48 pm on July 23, 2008

Middle school chemistry is all a lie and I'm pretty sure High school chemistry is a big lie too.

"The smallest particle is the atom, and it can't be broken down any further"

like wtf

then all of a sudden there were protons and neutrons and electrons

and then it was like

oh yeah that's a lie too and there were quarks and shit.

like wtf is wrong with chemistry teachers? they're sick that's what.


ahahahaha.
agreed.

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haha..yes they always lie !

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I never cheated on an exam as a student.

On the contrary, I tell my students that I have cheated several times before so I know what they're up to. They better not try the stunts I did coz I know how it goes.

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I've gotten 3 for sure.

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I don't think a teacher has ever said anything remotely like that to me...ever.

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Quote: from Permious at 1:48 pm on July 23, 2008

Middle school chemistry is all a lie and I'm pretty sure High school chemistry is a big lie too.

"The smallest particle is the atom, and it can't be broken down any further"

like wtf

then all of a sudden there were protons and neutrons and electrons

and then it was like

oh yeah that's a lie too and there were quarks and shit.

like wtf is wrong with chemistry teachers? they're sick that's what.


I was told this before I got into the college system:

Everything you learned in primary school needs to be forgotten. Everything they taught you in Primary School Chemistry classes is bullshit.

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Quote: from TigressaLynnMae at 6:16 pm on July 28, 2008

Quote: from Permious at 1:48 pm on July 23, 2008

Middle school chemistry is all a lie and I'm pretty sure High school chemistry is a big lie too.  

 "The smallest particle is the atom, and it can't be broken down any further"  

 like wtf  

 then all of a sudden there were protons and neutrons and electrons  

 and then it was like  

 oh yeah that's a lie too and there were quarks and shit.  

 like wtf is wrong with chemistry teachers? they're sick that's what.


I was told this before I got into the college system:

Everything you learned in primary school needs to be forgotten. Everything they taught you in Primary School Chemistry classes is bullshit.


well then,

i guess our school system in general, is fucked up.

is it?

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21. college is not about drinking and having fun

(lol) jk its a joke.. u shud work hard, but this can happen occasionally

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