2. Always put your smile on. People will assume you are a crazy person and won't mess with you. 3. Be kind to others, send me money.
4. Live every day like it is your last.Crawl into a corner and cry.
5. Live every day to the fullest. When going to the bathroom take a newspaper!
7. Better to give, than to receive (true only on case of infections).
8. Clothes don't make the man, but being naked will get you arrested.
9. Don't put all your eggs in one basket, put all of then in the fridge they will last longer.
10. Remember everybody makes mistakes, and you will have the opportunity to laugh on them.
11. During rush hour, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Post edited at 6:27 pm on Aug. 17, 2008 by Catalyst11
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7ft tall he was, with eyes as black as sin, some say he had
tree trunks for legs - JC
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