how the hell can anyone believe such a retarded theory? i mean we've had the bible for centuries, that taks about al the miracles and stuff. the problem is that no 1 reads it anymore b/c they prefer to numb their minds with tv, video games, porn, fashion trends, etc.
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I agree, disregard proven facts for a centuries old book.
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prove the bible is real an not just a book written of folk tales. no one can prove anything, atleast science has some proof behind it
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You sir, are a known troll. And if you aren't, then please stop defending Christianity, you really aren't helping the cause any.
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If you believe in fucking the bible and shit I mean seriously you might as well believe in the fucking tooth fairy... Evolution is a real thing fucking shit I mean it's all around you and your too stuck up your ass with religion to realize it. Religion has caused more unjust deaths then any other war we have ever had..
okay dont be a fucking ignorant religious cunt...we've had the bible for centuries. the earth has been around for billions of fucking years. there were no people on earth at one point. explain that on please? evolution is the only right theory
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i dont believe it
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"All right, kids, it is now my job to teach you the theory of evolution. Now I, for one, think evolution is a bunch of *bullcrap*! But I've been told I have to teach it to you anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this... In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its... ...mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this. Retard frog-sqirrel, and then *that* had a retard baby which was a... monkey-fish-frog... And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey... and that made you! So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!"
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The bible is real, Jesus was white and came from Oxford.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S MIDDLE EASTERN?
Okay. The bible's a load of contradictory, out dated crap. Grow up and welcome to the 21st century.
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I agree with you, iguana. If we were born as monkeys or whatever, why aren't the babies the human race creates born monkeys. And why aren't the monkeys today, evolving?
The bible has been around much much longer then any theory on that. The theory is provided by Satan, to get us away from the truth and the light.....
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Oh good one of the crazy christians, here's some Burzum to get you angry
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I agree with you, iguana. If we were born as monkeys or whatever, why aren't the babies the human race creates born monkeys. And why aren't the monkeys today, evolving?
The bible has been around much much longer then any theory on that. The theory is provided by Satan, to get us away from the truth and the light.....
Dont egg him on please...
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I agree with you, iguana. If we were born as monekys or whatever, why arn't the babies the human race creates born monekys. And why aren't the monkies today, evolving?
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prove the bible is real an not just a book written of folk tales. no one can prove anything, atleast science has some proof behind it 
