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How do you make a dead baby float in a pool?
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Take your foot off its head.

aw, im mean. I actually like babies, and puppies.

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FiercexMelon


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I don't like either. I have no soul.
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dont notice me

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lol oh gee

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I dont think you like them as much as you say.

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CAITYCHAOS


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well that was Lovely.

bet you'd make a great dad someday!
xD

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RIMHfire


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Stop with the fucking dead baby jokes already.
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MystiqueBeauty16


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I'm starting to hate these topics. My family has a long history of miscarriages, and it's bringing back memories.

I hope I never have a miscarriage, but the odds are against me.

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xsharpi


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  STOP!

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dragon14


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daed body weight

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Quote: from MystiqueBeauty16 at 8:20 pm on Oct. 7, 2008
I'm starting to hate these topics. My family has a long history of miscarriages, and it's bringing back memories.

I hope I never have a miscarriage, but the odds are against me.


So did my mom, I wasnt supposed to be the first child.
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phoenixfire613

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Heard it before. Not the funniest one out of the dead baby jokes.

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Quote: from MystiqueBeauty16 at 10:20 pm on Oct. 7, 2008
I'm starting to hate these topics. My family has a long history of miscarriages, and it's bringing back memories.  

I hope I never have a miscarriage, but the odds are against me.

What's your family been diagnosed with? Polychistic Ovaries Syndrome maybe?

Post edited at 8:22 pm on Oct. 7, 2008 by handsfree

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MystiqueBeauty16


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Quote: from return2me at 11:21 pm on Oct. 7, 2008
Quote: from MystiqueBeauty16 at 8:20 pm on Oct. 7, 2008
I'm starting to hate these topics. My family has a long history of miscarriages, and it's bringing back memories.  

 I hope I never have a miscarriage, but the odds are against me.


So did my mom, I wasnt supposed to be the first child.


Yea. My Mom had one, my maternal grandmother had three, her mother had four or five, my Aunt had two(twins)....

I'm scared.

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Quote: from handsfree at 11:22 pm on Oct. 7, 2008
Quote: from MystiqueBeauty16 at 10:20 pm on Oct. 7, 2008
I'm starting to hate these topics. My family has a long history of miscarriages, and it's bringing back memories.

I hope I never have a miscarriage, but the odds are against me.

What's your family been diagnosed with? Polychistic Ovaries Syndrome maybe?

We haven't been "diagnosed" with anything. We simply have a long history of miscarriages.

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Quote: from MystiqueBeauty16 at 10:23 pm on Oct. 7, 2008
Quote: from handsfree at 11:22 pm on Oct. 7, 2008
Quote: from MystiqueBeauty16 at 10:20 pm on Oct. 7, 2008
I'm starting to hate these topics. My family has a long history of miscarriages, and it's bringing back memories.    

 I hope I never have a miscarriage, but the odds are against me.

 

 What's your family been diagnosed with? Polychistic Ovaries Syndrome maybe?

We haven't been "diagnosed" with anything. We simply have a long history of miscarriages.

then the odds are NOT against you. The new fertility treatments and pre-treatments ensure the absence of certain factors (infections, HPV, POS, & Toxobac. since it's been proven that up to 89% of miscarriages are due to any of those pathologies).

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