I got some new slip-on shoes a bit ago and actually wore them for the first time today...but since I wasn't wearing socks and forgot the bandaid trick, the back of my heels (well more above, and the rivets where you rotate your feet) are tore up and hurt SO FREAKING HORRIBLY! 
Oh yeah, and I'm upset because my friends have the impression that I'm miserable going to the latenites on Saturday nights at my college instead of house parties...And then my friend was like "I was told I should take you to party, but I don't think you could handle it."
WTF???!?! First you tell me I need to get out to one, then you say I wouldn't be able to handle it....MAKE UP YOUR FREAKING MIND!!!
Ya know, not everyone wants to spend their college weekends at drinking parties. I actually quite enjoy being a good kid, thank you very much. So unless you're going to offer me a chance to join you at one of your party outings, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT ME NOT GOING.
/rant 
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