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He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car.

He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse.

At 60 off came the pants.

At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties.

Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He sveered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but he was stuck.

"Go to the road and get help," he said. "I don't have anything to cover myself with!" she replied.

The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes.

"You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her.

So she did as he said and went up to the road for help.

Along came a truck driver.

Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story.

"My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull him out!"

The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies: "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!"


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Twist3dHop3s


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hahahah. thats funny

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silverrose42


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lol, that's so wrong!

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lmao!

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lol

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peace love sunshine


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classic.

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Hahaha.

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old

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i smiled.

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prettyinpurple


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i like:3

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logicalloser


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lmao

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starfishface


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Where's the beginning? :S

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libreg


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took me a second, but that's hilarious

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whrocky5092


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ahahaha nice one

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TheAntiBarbie


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Haha, very nice.

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